mcnegro (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

this is terrible.

oscarthebear (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Hey Stoner, can we now say it's critically acclaimed? Thanks for your analogy.

stonerchris (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This song is absolute genius.This is a poor rendition of it.It's a song that takes a step back from modern life and shows it a mirror. The verse about Madonna is about acheiving life long ambitions too quickly. If you do so, you'll end up with nothing to look forward to, and no direction in life thereafter...And the verse about girls? I'm sure most can relate...A brilliant splicing of comedy and modern satire.

CitizenJain666 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol, you're boring kid with nothing better to do than insult what you don't comprehend, and your SWING is what's "garbage". tell your parents i said to quit wasting their money on your golf-lessons and buy you a sense of humor instead.... :)

mitch7868 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

aha ur a fuckin idiot.. this music is garbage.. i understand music..good music this guy is bullshit

CitizenJain666 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

yeah, you obviously don't understand music, or comedy either... how sad...

matthewwoolfrey (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

this is one of the most brilliant songs by one of the most brilliant modern poets, thanks for posting!

RobBroad4th (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

This song is retarded genius. Especially the Madonna verse.

dramaramafan (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I'm the only one Dan's listener from listener from Russia.(seriously)The lyrics are damn funny, and i have almost all of his albums.btw, has anyone heard his old song called "RnR will be done to you"?peace

grandlaff (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

That's the point. Most of Bern's songs are dead serious, but every so often he puts out a hilarious lyric like this one.